Archive | October, 2011

Piers Morgan

14 Oct

Exceedingly good player of spin Eoin Morgan tours the piers of the British Isles seeking out a down on his luck Piers Morgan so that he can try and rehabilitate the bankrupt doritos addict who now tries to earn money busking by doing interviews with imaginary celebrities. Once found he Eoin Morgan tries to use cricket to make Piers happy again with the aim to get him to imitate Mark Nicholas and eventually replace him so that Mark Nicholas can retire without upsetting the nation.