Archive | August, 2016


8 Aug

Mary Berry and Donald Trump present this US reboot of the Great British Bake off, Berry actually just calls Trump Paul for the whole series, seemingly not being able to tell the difference. Billed as the most patriotic cookery programme ever each episode requires the contestants to make cakes inspired by America. Showstoppers include walls to keep out the Mexicans out, guns, and of course mass shootings. The beauty of the show is that the producers have purposefully cast incredibly inept bakers as competitors so every melted┬áchocolate flag, every burnt mount rushmore loaf, every Whitehouse meringue in flames appears as a bitter attack on Trump’s glowing visage.